Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

No, New York City is perfect. I'm not sure if you... I'm not sure if you've been out there. This place is great. We got, you know, we got rats and feces. I hear that there's like a secret WhatsApp group of Asian mayors. I met the mayor of Cincinnati.

No, New York City is perfect. I'm not sure if you... I'm not sure if you've been out there. This place is great. We got, you know, we got rats and feces. I hear that there's like a secret WhatsApp group of Asian mayors. I met the mayor of Cincinnati.

Can I join this group chat? Put me in. For me, I help you guys out. Okay, look. You're Mayor Wu. You're the best. Thank you for representing all Asians. Thank you for making the city of Boston great. I appreciate all you do. I know it's a very thankless task. Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, everybody. We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.

Can I join this group chat? Put me in. For me, I help you guys out. Okay, look. You're Mayor Wu. You're the best. Thank you for representing all Asians. Thank you for making the city of Boston great. I appreciate all you do. I know it's a very thankless task. Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, everybody. We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.

What do you got for the rest of the week, Ron? Well, John, we'll be covering the bankruptcy of 23andMe. It's a sad day for all the people who want to learn their family history, but a great day for all the secret fathers who wanted to keep that history quiet. And, of course, smart people like myself don't just give out our genetic information. I keep mine safe and secure.

What do you got for the rest of the week, Ron? Well, John, we'll be covering the bankruptcy of 23andMe. It's a sad day for all the people who want to learn their family history, but a great day for all the secret fathers who wanted to keep that history quiet. And, of course, smart people like myself don't just give out our genetic information. I keep mine safe and secure.

Okay, that was a small mistake, but otherwise, my OPSEC is totally clean here. I'm glad to hear it.

Okay, that was a small mistake, but otherwise, my OPSEC is totally clean here. I'm glad to hear it.

And here in Arizona, people thinking about the afterlife are choosing something new, whole body donation.

And here in Arizona, people thinking about the afterlife are choosing something new, whole body donation.

To investigate, I hit up a popular spot for the old folks to see if body donation really was all the rage. What do you want to happen to your body after you die? I'd consider whole body donation. Have you considered whole body donation?

To investigate, I hit up a popular spot for the old folks to see if body donation really was all the rage. What do you want to happen to your body after you die? I'd consider whole body donation. Have you considered whole body donation?

So you seem pretty old and close to death. What do you want to happen to you after you die?

So you seem pretty old and close to death. What do you want to happen to you after you die?

What made you think of doing that?

What made you think of doing that?

Do you have any friends?

Do you have any friends?

A human chop shop? These were people, not cars you strip down for parts. I turned to a team of lawyers trying to end this horror. So what the is happening in Arizona?

A human chop shop? These were people, not cars you strip down for parts. I turned to a team of lawyers trying to end this horror. So what the is happening in Arizona?