Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

All right, OK, we get it. Enough already. Jesus. Anyone here have a puppy I can pet for 10 seconds just to clear my head?

All right, OK, we get it. Enough already. Jesus. Anyone here have a puppy I can pet for 10 seconds just to clear my head?

They found a bag of dicks?

They found a bag of dicks?

So it was a large bag of dicks?

So it was a large bag of dicks?

I'm scared to even ask, but what were they going to do with this large bag of dicks?

I'm scared to even ask, but what were they going to do with this large bag of dicks?

Okay, I'm from Southeast Asia. I've never heard of penis wine. What is it?

Okay, I'm from Southeast Asia. I've never heard of penis wine. What is it?

That is disgusting.

That is disgusting.

Is it red or white? I didn't even get close enough to the table. What kind of flavor profile is this? Is it nutty? I didn't taste it. Is there notes of foreskin? Can we move on? This is a serious case. Oh, yeah. That's right, Holly. We're just going to mention penis wine and not talk about it.

Is it red or white? I didn't even get close enough to the table. What kind of flavor profile is this? Is it nutty? I didn't taste it. Is there notes of foreskin? Can we move on? This is a serious case. Oh, yeah. That's right, Holly. We're just going to mention penis wine and not talk about it.

She's right. People thought they were donating their bodies for research to find cures for diseases, but instead it was real-life invasion of the body snatchers. How are they gonna fix this?

She's right. People thought they were donating their bodies for research to find cures for diseases, but instead it was real-life invasion of the body snatchers. How are they gonna fix this?

You don't need a license to deal with dead bodies.

You don't need a license to deal with dead bodies.

You need a license to do nails. You need a license to fish. You need a license to drive a forklift.

You need a license to do nails. You need a license to fish. You need a license to drive a forklift.