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Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

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2469 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

No, no, that's not, no. Okay, so tell me what you do on a day-to-day basis. Turns out that turtle was not faking it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

No, no, that's not, no. Okay, so tell me what you do on a day-to-day basis. Turns out that turtle was not faking it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

That sounds great. It was time for me to hit the streets and shadow Lillian on an actual straw raid. First step, case the joint. Clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear. All right, clear.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

That sounds great. It was time for me to hit the streets and shadow Lillian on an actual straw raid. First step, case the joint. Clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear. All right, clear.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Start racial profiling.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Start racial profiling.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Next, look for contraband. These are what we use. Very compostable.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Next, look for contraband. These are what we use. Very compostable.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Turns out this guy was clean, at least for today. But I knew things were about to get real when we hit the mother load. A coffee shop with enough plastic nose candy to take down Nemo's whole goddamn reef.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Turns out this guy was clean, at least for today. But I knew things were about to get real when we hit the mother load. A coffee shop with enough plastic nose candy to take down Nemo's whole goddamn reef.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

And now the straw cops are gonna make you pay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

And now the straw cops are gonna make you pay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Oh, really? That's convenient. Just happen to be switching when we walk in. Okay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Oh, really? That's convenient. Just happen to be switching when we walk in. Okay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Is this your straw? Whose straw is this? Straw, straw over here. Sorry, false alarm. It's fine, it's paper. Dispatch, we are entering premises, over. You see that guy over there? The black hoodie? Just gonna go ask him a few questions. Oh, oh, he's going, he's going. Go, go, go, go, go. Straw police, straw police. Drop the straw. Get on the ground .

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

Is this your straw? Whose straw is this? Straw, straw over here. Sorry, false alarm. It's fine, it's paper. Dispatch, we are entering premises, over. You see that guy over there? The black hoodie? Just gonna go ask him a few questions. Oh, oh, he's going, he's going. Go, go, go, go, go. Straw police, straw police. Drop the straw. Get on the ground .

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

But despite the successful raid, Lillian wasn't happy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Ronny Chieng

But despite the successful raid, Lillian wasn't happy.