Ronny Chieng
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's not like you have anything else going on.
Gas prices are hovering just below Fury Road levels, but have fun picking out the balloons.
Hang on, perhaps I am rushing to judgment.
We can only hope Trump puts as much love into America's birthday as he would for Jeffrey Epstein's.
I abhor the message, but I do appreciate a handwritten card.
Any asshole can go to Hallmark, but calligraphy shows you care.
So how is the president gonna show us he cares about America?
Signing the dollar bills?
But Mr. President, how can you sign them all?
For that, you would need an audit.
Fine, he can sign the money.
At least it's just a signature and not his face.
Wow.
A coin with Donald Trump's face.
Finally, a way to lose the respect of a gumball machine.
I'm not sure about that coin, but I'm really not sure about that pose.
He looks like he's trying to pinch one out at a standing toilet.
But okay, okay, fine.
I guess if it's just one coin.
Another coin?