Ronny Chieng

this is bad like don't desecrate the image of Jesus and don't you know I guess like why are you fighting the Pope but most importantly don't desecrate the image of Jesus that's a big one but they also like they're doing it like this is wrong guys

anyway yeah but will it actually change right that's that's what they do yeah versus the fury that they would have if let's say you know if i did something like that or if you know if someone else they'd come at you right if someone they hated did it and so i guess to me that's the intellectual dishonesty right that you're you're not objectively looking at uh the facts of what's going on you're just kind of basing off of your tribe or not your tribe and yeah so anyway

Objectively, you're Christian.

Isn't it fair to say you maybe don't want to be supporting a guy who's painting images of himself as Jesus and telling the Pope he's a loser because the Pope said, please have peace on earth.

Objectively, but maybe I'm not Christian.

I don't know.

And that's not even the worst thing.

Yeah.

We need more Buddhism in America is really what, you know.

Okay.

Great, everyone's favorite day.

No, unfortunately.

No, you did the right thing.

Yeah.

Don't feel guilty about following the law and paying taxes.

No, pay taxes.

I don't know.

I have this bit in my last special about how everyone, like, if you're right-wing, you tend to, you know, code as very patriotic and loving your country.

But then you also code as hating to pay tax.

And I was like, if you love your country, wouldn't you want to pay tax to your country?