Rosie Ramsey

Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shag Mountain Oid with me, Rosie, and my husband, Chris.

Hello!

Hi, guys!

we only did it last week no week before yeah yeah we had last week off yeah yeah alright and we haven't seen much because I've been away for work you've been away you did a little exciting work thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment but I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally happens I've just realised I've got a watch tan line on my hand oh that's cute oh that's very oh that's very dad that's very like you're an old man life yeah is that it yeah because when you when you're younger don't wear watches nah you don't do I didn't wear watches for years

All right, when you had to check the time.

Have we not done it since we've been back?

I've got stuff wrote down from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago.

Honestly, the days, I'm lost.

Just a chat.

Didn't have a lovely time.

One of my favourite holidays and I think it's just because like you're not worrying if your kids are going to die all the time.

Just that little bit older and just like I remember when they were little and you can't

you can't sit down because they get up and then they just run around and you're by the pool and it's wet and it's like, they're gonna crack their head open, they're gonna smash their teeth in, they're gonna drown.

Like, you know, it was just great.

Oh my God, we haven't had a debrief about the little girl who nearly drowned because her mom was a useless bitch.

Go into it.

on me fucking holiday of all things no but she kept asking I'm like honestly and I know she's only three and god love her she was cute as a button and she's a three year old so it's not her fault but she had daddy issues she had pure daddy issues all she wanted to do was play with the dads she just kept like latching herself onto her dad and I was like and I couldn't I couldn't keep my eyes off her because she was just walking around without armbands on clearly couldn't fucking swim anyway so we ended up

She had many friends on the plane.

So she was playing with Rafe and Rafe was a bit sick of her shit because Rafe was like, stop asking me, dad, to get that thing from the bottom of the pool.

And then I kept going, where's your mom?