Rosie Ramsey

And I knew where her mom was because I could see her over the other side of the pool on her fucking phone.

Well, then it's turned into everybody around the pool was very much like, because this kid had like latched herself on to every single person around the pool.

So everyone was like, our mom's just not even watching anyway.

So then what happened was I kept in, we ended up having lunch.

And so I was like,

Fuck off, go and find your mom.

I'm not giving you any lunch, like, you know, anyway.

And so I was keeping an eye on her because she didn't have any armbands on.

And then all of a sudden she jumped in the pool.

because you know there was a bloke with them yes who i thought it was the grander but it was the dad was a grander or a great grander because this man was in his early 90s yeah and then i heard the girl the woman who was about my age or younger maybe she was a bit younger sorry love she was younger than you and say to the daughter wave to daddy yeah and i thought that's her dad

It was very strange.

Anyway.

I know we haven't spoken about this.

Yeah, so there you go.

And there's absolutely no way that she'll be listening to this, so.

Honestly, if you are, shame on you because your child almost drowned.

I disagree.

I do not partake in the omelette queue.

A frittata?

I didn't mean to say it like that.