Roy Bellamy

I have a friend, my opening act.

Yeah.

J.B.

Ball is my opening act and he would be in there with me even if he didn't have a punishment or didn't have to be rewarded.

Like he would just be there with me because he and I both love Waffle House.

We have seen several confrontations in a Waffle House.

Some of our greatest stories was the cook.

I use that in quotes.

The cook one time was clearly on some mind altering substances while being the cook.

And JB and I were the only people in this Waffle House, the only people.

And it took him an hour and a half to.

make two waffles this is he just kept but he kept moving it was very weird like he kept moving he kept doing stuff and then hour and a half for the waffles uh we have seen fights uh there there was one fight that got broken up simply because one of the people in the fight saw me and was like aren't you that midget comedian so peacekeeping comedian

I'm fine with that.

This great country.

I mean, you know, this shithole country.

The most remote Waffle House.

Dude, there are places in Arkansas that are just like you have one town with one horse town, one stoplight, but they'll have two Waffle Houses.

Yeah.

Yes, that is the old Chris Rock joke updated for Waffle House, because that is true.

In Gainesville, Florida, I mean, that's not really remote.