Roy Bellamy
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Podcast Appearances
All right, I have two fails.
Now, I wish we had the video for one of them, but let's start with the first fail, and that's the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Especially, and specifically...
Craig Berube, we showed this photo earlier this week on the big show and he looks like shit.
Apparently there was a accident in the weight room that caused a serious, serious gash.
Now, if you're looking at me in a video, my finger is pointing right here, right above my left eyebrow.
It curves.
As Dan said, a parabola.
It curves.
A cul-de-sac.
It's the arch in St.
Louis.
And went to his other eyebrow.
So it went from his eyebrow up to the...
Top of his forehead, down to his other eyebrow, and he has a black eye.
It is terrible.
He looks terrible.
And he was able to coach, and the Maple Leafs are losing.
Yes, yes.
He has one eyebrow now.