Roy Chang

where we stop whatever we're doing to go to a national park and celebrate flags.

And speaking of people who love the great outdoors, let's talk about farmers.

They grow all the fruits and vegetables that rot in the back of our fridges.

But they've had a tough time lately thanks to Trump's terrorists, which have contributed to a 50% increase in farmers going bankrupt this year.

But don't worry, farmers.

Someone is coming to save you from Donald Trump.

It's Donald Trump.

And as you know, the farmers like me.

It's true, farmers do love Trump.

They do love him, even though he looks like the villain in a movie where someone loses their family farm.

Like, you know how there'll be a scene where he drives up in a limo and he says to the family, this is all gonna be a shopping mall when I'm through with you dumb hicks.

And then all the farmers say, we love you, President Trump!

Make America great again!

Look, I don't know why they like him, okay?

Maybe it's because his son scares away all the crows.

I don't know, but...

The point is, after screwing them with his trade policies, he's unscrewing them with a $12 billion bailout, which is great.

I mean, that's gotta be all the money they lost, right?

Maybe even more.

That $12 billion aid package trying to help offset $44 billion in farming losses this year.