Roy Chang

They had to invent floors that walk for us.

Also, this is the same guy who wants us to dress up when we fly.

So what, now I'm doing pull-ups in a tuxedo before I jump on a 12-hour flight to Hawaii?

Why don't you just throw in a hot yoga room in the terminal so everyone really smells like shit when they board the plane?

And weirdly enough, everyone's favorite RFK, RFK Jr., was also at this press conference for some reason.

What's RFK Jr.

's genius solution for making airports better?

Another experience that I've had with all these kids in airports is the availability of nursing spaces, nursing pods.

You know, that's actually a nice sentiment from RFK Jr.

It should be more convenient to nurse in public spaces.

And I assume he stopped talking before things got weird.

Okay, he found a way to make it weird.

What's the nipple version of a boner killer?

I mean...

Nipples are so soft right now.

I mean, I'm surprised he didn't stop, sniff the air, and then announce that a nearby reporter was on her moon.

If RFK wasn't behind a podium, he would get arrested by airport security.

Just yelling in the terminal, praise God for mother's breaths.

Also, why is he saying it like he got an endorsement deal with titty juice?

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