Roy Chang

So I'm announcing at DOT that we have $1 billion in funding for grant programs to make the experience better in airports.

Maybe you wanna have a different lane for families to get through TSA.

How are you the transportation secretary and your big idea is the same one every annoyed dad has at the airport?

It's like, hey, just open another lane.

Yeah, you're Secretary of Transportation, okay?

Any more great ideas?

It might be, I want to expand the play areas for kids.

Expand the airport play areas?

Those things are basically pandemic laboratories.

It's like, hey, I have an idea.

How about every kid from around the world gets together and swaps viruses before they get on a new flight?

You... Yeah, you...

You might as well open a Wuhan wet market next to a Cinnabon, all right?

But, okay, Sean Duffy, come on.

I'll give you one more try.

Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flow and doing some pull-ups or some step-ups in the airport.

You think people want to work out in transit at the airport?

What?

Everyone at the airport's already exhausted from traveling, all right?

We came and walked to the gate.