Roy Chang

Of course, the press conference ended the same way all government press conferences do, with a masculinity contest.

Check this out.

Go, measure your dicks, measure your dicks.

Now you might think that this pull-up idea is stupid, but wait till you see the Department of Transportation's latest video.

When air travel's got you down, pull up.

Of course.

We know the faster you get through security, the faster you can get in line for the pull-up bar.

Which is why we're also introducing pull-up pre-check.

It's to guarantee you'll get your pull-ups in.

I don't want to do pull-ups.

That's fair.

Fortunately, with one simple adjustment, your pull-ups can be chin-ups.

If we're all sweaty, then no one's sweaty.

Fixing delays and cancellations is complicated, but you know what's not?

A simple iron bar between two posts.

I'm talking about a pull-up bar.

From all of us at the Department of Transportation and pull-ups, thanks for watching.

And remember, if your flight's not working out, at least you can work out.

But only folks.

When we come back, we check in on award season, so don't go away.