Roy Slavin

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1,082 appearances 4 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 13 Jun

Roy Slavin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside · Macquarie Point sewerage works lottery? · 13 Jun 2026 podcast

The scores tell one story, but again, the code is chock-a-block full of subplots groaning with scheming trickery as silly as the Witch's Coven, who we've referred to in other episodes of The Bludge.

Witch's Coven's, you know, camped under the black dot, being hit by a UFO from the planet Coosbane.

We haven't mentioned that before, so that's a new plot detail.

Releasing hundreds of nude aliens running amok.

Well, that is one reading of the events of the week.

There's nothing so far in season 2026 that stretches the bounds of good taste and plausibility.

But if you want another dose of surreal, you've certainly come to the right place.

You know, this week it's been melting time pieces draped over the branches, the leafless branches of a tree and technicoloured dreams that make no sense in a space patrolled by the sheriff of nothing.

And speaking of the big nothing, the King's birthday weekend was a festival of human zeros.

It produced the bizarre from a reality beyond the fifth dimension.

We don't often go there, beyond the fifth dimension.

I'm not sure what's out there, but I'm licking the lips in anticipation.

In two matches, one side scored literally nothing.

Last week's fixtures, look up the scores for yourself.

That's after 80 minutes of rocking and rolling rugby league, two sides scored nothing.

Have a squiz at these numbers.

In the house of rubble, the big chooks ran in 26, while the men of Horne...

You know, Men of Horn, Canberra's Finest, Sticky, a.k.a.

Carlos Smith, and they could only manage, well, a big fat nothing.

And I'm not being sizist here.

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