Roy Slavin

Yes, be seen with a hard hat going down.

Yeah, yeah.

Light on.

Yeah, light on.

Whoa, what's the rugby league ball do, Mal?

I'm glad you asked.

Yes.

Just believe.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash and fat tyre e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation.

Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness.

So, with soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper, it's time to bump, it's time to thump, it's time to sink the slipper.

Let's pull the cord on the Evan Road two-stroke and set off for the far horizon.

It's another blast of bludgeoning on the blindside with the master of midfield mayhem rampaging Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flathead, HG Nelson.

Make of that what you will.

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