Roy

DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Roy, kick us off.

All right, Maple Leafs and Blue Jackets tonight.

The Maple Leafs have failed to cover the puck line in seven straight games on the second leg of a back-to-back versus the Blue Jackets.

And the Blue Jackets are on a six-game winning streak at home versus opponents with a winning streak.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have won back-to-back games.

This is the fourth game in six days for the Maple Leafs.

So go with the Blue Jackets, who are a goal-and-a-half favorite at home against the Reds.

Mike, what you got?

Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

Don't place parlays on multiple long shots.

Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.

You're finally starting to get it.

Drink responsibly.

Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.

The Mariners, huh?

So I'm in a Mariners group chat with Mina and some other sports media luminaries.

So that's how I've been able to follow them.

I haven't watched a single game, but they're all over my algo.

Big, big dumper guy.