Chapter 1: What is Smirnoff's role in the NFL and how does it relate to game day?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Chapter 2: What betting advice is given for the Maple Leafs vs. Blue Jackets game?
You know what B2A means? What does that say? I do, but Chris doesn't, so explain it to Chris. Spell to ass, dog. So he put B2A Bulls. Way to beat the Hawks. All right. Then he tweeted out immediately after that another tweet, Patrick Beverly, because that right there is just, you know, about the Bulls beating the Hawks. And he ats Trae Young.
Trae Young and the Hawks did all that talking and trolling just to lose by 20 to the Raptors. Talking about playoffs, hold your nose. It's a nose emoji. Hold your nose stink. So he's going to, I guess he's going to do this all season anytime he has an opportunity to go after Trae Young. I like the idea of the first one against the Bulls was subtle, but maybe it was too subtle.
Maybe he didn't get the message. Let me tag him next time. And then there was another one, too, where he makes sure that everyone knows that he's coming after Trey Young. Come on, relax on Trey. Just a tough shooting night. He go get it right. Go Hawks, go. And it's a quote to seeing Trey Young shooting 7 of 22 and 1 of 10 from 3.
Not a great shooting night, but also that would represent Patrick Beverly's greatest night ever. I mean, Pat Beverly would kill to just be in the league right now. Trae Young's an all-star in the NBA. I mean, Patrick Beverly would kill to have 22 shot attempts in any game, anywhere.
Yeah, he's saying Trae Young stinks like fried fish on an airplane.
I love a good NBA beef.
Only if you're in the middle seat. Jeremy, I've noticed you've stopped bringing fish to work since I called you out. Yeah. I mean, if I bring it, I'll just make sure that it's like a meal prepared that I like to have cold. You still will bring in the sad wheat bread turkey sandwich. Yes, I will.
And I appreciate you trying to look good, eat healthy.
Just be healthy. It's a sad lunch. It is a sad lunch, but, you know, health matters. I'm trying not to die. You know, that's the big one. Family history of kind of almost dying, and I'd rather not do that. Okay, you just made it serious. Well, it's hard stuff, you know?
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