Royce Keys
👤 Speaker
1698
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
But my mom trying to be cool and hang with the big kids.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
And my dumb ass just runs in and sees all these red ants just bite my leg.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
And get the pink calamari lotion and rub it on you.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
And look like you bought two or three different colors.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
Because it don't rub in.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
But when I had chicken pox, man, that was— So now who took care of you?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
Oh, I had older cousins that would, and my grandma would, and some of my aunts who are from Mississippi who didn't see me, they were like, baby me.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Royce Keys
You know, you get an extra peach soda, and I'm coming out waving my peach soda, and everybody's mad at me, so—