Rudy Povich

So that's why we've been kind of slowly, gradually getting this relationship to where I can trust you.

And now this is what it really is.

So if you want to be on board with this, this is what it pays.

You will have all these secrets.

But on top of it, I do need you to keep your mouth shut.

And this guy said, absolutely, man.

Where do I sign?

And was on board with it.

So hiring a driver you don't know, I get.

But bringing somebody into the fold that you trust and you make them part of the crew, now that's a different story.

It's hard, yeah, because I've had other comics that I've gone on the road with where I go to their house to pick them up, and I go, hey, I didn't know you had your girlfriend home, and then they get a weird look on their face, and then we get out in the car, and they go, by the way, home girlfriend is upstairs, road girlfriend, we're picking her up at a Walmart.

And then they come on the road for the weekend, and then we drop her back off at the Walmart when we get back to town.

And then he goes back to his girlfriend's house.

And now I'm stuck with this secret for the rest of my life.

Obviously, yes.

You might be a cheater if you pick up your girlfriend at a Walmart and a Dodge Charger.

That's why even baseball has gone to automatic balls and strikes.

And, boy, that has got to suck when you get two or three of those called against you in a row.

That's got to hurt a little bit.

It makes you realize that you're not as good at your job as you think you are.