Rudy Povich

Making it up as you go.

That's how you lose is when you're just coming up with lies on the fly.

Yeah.

I would love to know where it is that she hooked up with these quote-unquote victims.

I can't imagine that this guy who came in, ordered a drink, how it worked in the comedy club that night was they came in a little late, they made a little noise, he got agitated.

There was some back and forth that went between the quote-unquote victims and Michael Richards on stage.

So at the end of the show, do they get in the car and he looks at his girlfriend and the victim and he says, hey, honey, you got a...

Yeah.

Yeah, well, a lot of the rats are coming from their homes who are then rammed by actual rats themselves.

Like, it's the parents that are also out there on the goddamn quads and the four-wheelers.

I was in New York City at the Comedy Cellar, 2 in the morning, and 15 of these guys on Banshees come flying by, 2 a.m.

No cops around, just let them go.

First off, where do you get one in New York City, for God's sakes?

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