Rudy Povich

And we sit there for five, 10 minutes.

We're just chatting.

I got my arms around her.

And I'm wearing like my workout pants, like my, you know, the kind of MC Hammer, kind of got that real thin fabric.

And I give her a kiss and I'm like, well, I'll see you in a few months.

And then I turn around, I start walking towards my car and I see a kid in a van.

And he's looking at me and he's laughing hysterically.

And I don't understand.

I'm like, I'm looking at him like, what is going on?

And then I look down and sure as shit, I have like three quarters boner sticking through my pants.

And I realized, oh shit, I totally...

I didn't realize that my shirt was... I had a longer sweatshirt on, and I thought the shirt was covering the boner, not covering the boner.

It was pulled up over the boner, and it was sticking out as this... And he was like 19, 20.

I'm like, eh, at least it wasn't a child.

He knows what's going on.

Yeah.

At 45 years old, I feel like, dude, the flag is still at half mass all the time.

Feels good.

That's why he asked me to cut his kid's umbilical cord.

That was very nice of him.