Rudy Povich

They stopped you on the street?

Get out.

Jay the long-haired.

Yeah, Jay the long-haired.

Oh, sure.

Yeah, and there is a nude scene with Jason Muse in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

So maybe that was going to your brain because he does walk through a hallway naked.

And he told a story about it that before they shot the scene, he was behind the door and he's tugging on his penis as hard as he can.

Yeah.

And somebody like a PA turned the corner and they thought he was masturbating or something.

And he was like, what?

He's like, no, I'm just trying to get a little blood down there to make it look a little bigger on camera.

See, that could have happened to me, too.

That could have happened to me.

Speaking of AA, I had mandatory AA meetings court-ordered when I was 15.

Oh.

And at the end of it, after the six weeks or eight weeks, the question they ask you is, what did you learn from this?

I was like, are you going to quit drinking?

I said, no, I'm just not going to be a fuck-up.

These guys have completely ruined their lives.