Rudy Povich

That's right.

Did he swing the weighted bat just to make your dick feel a little bit less?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got to do that.

Remembrance date.

Something other than...

You know, the other thing about anniversary, people freely use it when they're in a new relationship.

And I go, how long you guys been together?

Just celebrated our four month anniversary.

I thought you were going to go down the route of like, we're going to let the baby choose its gender, some bullshit like that.

That's great.

Let's not use that one for 9-11.

Yeah, there's a sign at the end of the street on the corner that says 9-11 Jubilee with an arrow pointed this way.

As we're having this conversation, I'm realizing it's a lot of timing because our parents didn't do much for us.

But now that I got a couple of bucks in the bank, my daughter has been everywhere.

Because I'm doing all these things for the first time.

I'm finally going to Disney, going to Hawaii, taking trips, vacations.

So she's coming with.

I'm thinking my grandkids are fucked.

My daughter is going to have been everywhere on the planet and just go, you know what, never mind.