Rudy Povich

Yeah, it feels like TV, and especially network TV, has kind of figured out, like, we've got to start to push the envelope a little bit more.

Yeah.

I'm also realizing just now that you are completely shitting on a new bit that I've been working on.

I did.

Yes.

Because I have figured out in the last probably six years that skinny is the new sober.

Is that right?

So what happens is we always used to talk about, man, Motley Crue, they were the best.

And then they got sober and then they sucked.

And I've realized that we don't really have that now because a lot of the newer generation, they're not a lot of drug users.

Everybody's kind of putting away the booze and kind of moving more towards edibles and weed.

And so skinny is the new sober, meaning you lose a bunch of weight and now you're not that great of an artist.

Jelly Roll got skinny.

Music's probably going to suck.

Adele got skinny.

Probably going to suck.

But you're the only one who like dropped a bunch of weight.

And I go, you know what?

Well, I met them, like, I came across Motley Crue when I was nine, so to me, especially... Oh, but good old you at nine.

Yeah, I was like, this is the greatest thing ever, and then I saw Vince Neil getting a facelift on VH1, and I went, what happened to the band?