Lanha Turner on Intimacy with 800lb Ralphie May & Elaine Culotti on Eric Swalwell

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What is the documentary 'Come What May' about?

Adam Carolla 0:00
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Adam Carolla 2:07
From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, comedian Lana Turner and California gubernatorial candidate Lane Kalani. Plus the news with Rudy Povich and now Adam Corolla. Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get a mandate. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. I love that about you, Lana Turner. In the studio, it feels weird to say that name fast, but I don't know if you're named after the Lana Turner.
Lana Turner 2:35
Not intentional.
Adam Carolla 2:38
Parents just like the name Lana.
Lana Turner 2:39
They like the name Lana, and they weren't worried about it. They spelled it different, so they put an H in it.
Adam Carolla 2:45
Well, it's academic now because no young person knows anything about anything ever. And I have these guys in my office and I just go, Lana Turner, anybody? Nope. I go, not one guy, Andrew. He's an old soul.
Lana Turner 3:00
But nobody actually knows me.
Adam Carolla 3:03
So no one under 30 knows the old, oh, 40s siren, blonde bombshell.
Lana Turner 3:09
I'm the new Lana Turner.
Adam Carolla 3:11
So you do comedy and you play music and you now are doing a documentary about Ralphie May. You were married to Ralphie for how many years?
Lana Turner 3:22
We were married for about 10 years. We were together for 17 years.
Adam Carolla 3:25
17 years. A very moving doc. Ralphie was a complex guy who's, but funny and always sort of interesting, I guess. Some comedians can be a little bit boring.
Lana Turner 3:41
He's not boring. That's what I'm saying. I said not, like now. He's still not boring. I'm still like, yeah. Yeah. You're right. Nothing boring about it. You know, that's what caught me with him. Like, I fell in love with him, and it was a very unusual, obviously, an unusual couple.
Adam Carolla 3:58
I mean, he was real big when you guys met, right?
Lana Turner 4:02
Yeah. Yeah. You saw some of the film?
Adam Carolla 4:05
Oh, yeah. I saw quite a bit of it.
Lana Turner 4:06
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. When we met, he was... He was 800 pounds.
Adam Carolla 4:11
Was he 800 pounds when you met?
Lana Turner 4:13
And I did not know he was, I didn't look at him and go, you know, that looks like 800 pounds. I just, you know, I just.
Adam Carolla 4:21
Well, he said he was 5'10 or something. He was 5'9. He was not six foot.
Lana Turner 4:27
No.
Adam Carolla 4:28
Because, you know, if you're 6'2 and you're 800 pounds, maybe you can get away with it.
Lana Turner 4:33
Can you?
Adam Carolla 4:33
No.
Lana Turner 4:34
Okay. I'm making a joke.
Adam Carolla 4:35
Yeah.
Lana Turner 4:37
You'd have to be like 15 to 20 feet tall to play.
Adam Carolla 4:41
Easily. Yeah. So, well, let's put it to you this way. Shaq, you know, at his biggest, like... looked like a man playing with boys, was probably 320.
Lana Turner 4:55
Right.
Adam Carolla 4:55
So to get to 800.
Lana Turner 4:57
Yeah, the proportion there.
Adam Carolla 4:58
So he was 800 pounds.
Lana Turner 5:00
Yes.
Adam Carolla 5:01
At his biggest.
Lana Turner 5:03
Yeah.
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 5:03
What did he get down to?

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