Russ Swain

How many tampons can you buy in Ogden?

How many tampons can you buy in Ogden?

How many tampons can you buy in Ogden?

So I went up there because... I thought, let's get out of this state. If anybody ever starts looking around, they'll look in Idaho. So we went up to Sun Valley. And my then wife, she gets up early, goes to bed early by 10 o'clock. She wants to hit the sack. And I said, you know what? I want to run over to the Idaho State Fair because it just seemed like a good place to at least try it out. And

So I went up there because... I thought, let's get out of this state. If anybody ever starts looking around, they'll look in Idaho. So we went up to Sun Valley. And my then wife, she gets up early, goes to bed early by 10 o'clock. She wants to hit the sack. And I said, you know what? I want to run over to the Idaho State Fair because it just seemed like a good place to at least try it out. And

So I went up there because... I thought, let's get out of this state. If anybody ever starts looking around, they'll look in Idaho. So we went up to Sun Valley. And my then wife, she gets up early, goes to bed early by 10 o'clock. She wants to hit the sack. And I said, you know what? I want to run over to the Idaho State Fair because it just seemed like a good place to at least try it out. And

the hawkers, the gawkers, those guys that, hey, buddy, come on over here. You look like you're a sportsman. Let's see if you can throw a basketball. You know what? That'd be fun. Maybe I can win something, but all I got is a 20. Hey, that's fine, man. I can break change. And because he's taken in all these ones and fives and tens, so he's looking for a way to get rid of some of them.

the hawkers, the gawkers, those guys that, hey, buddy, come on over here. You look like you're a sportsman. Let's see if you can throw a basketball. You know what? That'd be fun. Maybe I can win something, but all I got is a 20. Hey, that's fine, man. I can break change. And because he's taken in all these ones and fives and tens, so he's looking for a way to get rid of some of them.

the hawkers, the gawkers, those guys that, hey, buddy, come on over here. You look like you're a sportsman. Let's see if you can throw a basketball. You know what? That'd be fun. Maybe I can win something, but all I got is a 20. Hey, that's fine, man. I can break change. And because he's taken in all these ones and fives and tens, so he's looking for a way to get rid of some of them.

And so he welcomes taking a $20 bill. And I'd shoot the baskets and say, I guess I'm no good at shooting baskets. I'd love to stick around to try it again, but my girlfriend's waiting. Every guy can relate to that. You don't want to anger your girlfriend, but you'll walk to the next one. Hey man, you want to come over and throw some pitches at jugs?

And so he welcomes taking a $20 bill. And I'd shoot the baskets and say, I guess I'm no good at shooting baskets. I'd love to stick around to try it again, but my girlfriend's waiting. Every guy can relate to that. You don't want to anger your girlfriend, but you'll walk to the next one. Hey man, you want to come over and throw some pitches at jugs?

And so he welcomes taking a $20 bill. And I'd shoot the baskets and say, I guess I'm no good at shooting baskets. I'd love to stick around to try it again, but my girlfriend's waiting. Every guy can relate to that. You don't want to anger your girlfriend, but you'll walk to the next one. Hey man, you want to come over and throw some pitches at jugs?

It's amazing how quickly you can launder a lot of money for a dollar throw. at a state fair, and I had to keep going back to the car to unload all of this currency, stash it under the seat of the car and so forth. And I was quickly amassing a good deal of money, so I thought, I want to do that again.

It's amazing how quickly you can launder a lot of money for a dollar throw. at a state fair, and I had to keep going back to the car to unload all of this currency, stash it under the seat of the car and so forth. And I was quickly amassing a good deal of money, so I thought, I want to do that again.

It's amazing how quickly you can launder a lot of money for a dollar throw. at a state fair, and I had to keep going back to the car to unload all of this currency, stash it under the seat of the car and so forth. And I was quickly amassing a good deal of money, so I thought, I want to do that again.

So I put on a baseball cap and a jacket, and I went back through, and nobody seemed to recognize me. They didn't recognize you?

So I put on a baseball cap and a jacket, and I went back through, and nobody seemed to recognize me. They didn't recognize you?

So I put on a baseball cap and a jacket, and I went back through, and nobody seemed to recognize me. They didn't recognize you?

But hey, their job isn't to pay attention to anything, but collecting some money and getting some sucker to chuck a ball. So anyway, that worked better than anything. And so I bought a gym bag and I just stuffed it full of the cash. And I realized, okay, when we go home, I've got my date with Tommy the Shark coming up, and I pretty well got the money that I'm going to need.

But hey, their job isn't to pay attention to anything, but collecting some money and getting some sucker to chuck a ball. So anyway, that worked better than anything. And so I bought a gym bag and I just stuffed it full of the cash. And I realized, okay, when we go home, I've got my date with Tommy the Shark coming up, and I pretty well got the money that I'm going to need.