Russ Swain

But hey, their job isn't to pay attention to anything, but collecting some money and getting some sucker to chuck a ball. So anyway, that worked better than anything. And so I bought a gym bag and I just stuffed it full of the cash. And I realized, okay, when we go home, I've got my date with Tommy the Shark coming up, and I pretty well got the money that I'm going to need.

So what I did was I'd walk into a credit union, and I said, I'm the junior high school band teacher, and we've had a big car wash fundraiser. We've got to buy new band uniforms. And this is all the money from the car wash. Can I just get some hundreds for all of this? I don't want to deposit it just yet, but I just need some hundreds so we can

So what I did was I'd walk into a credit union, and I said, I'm the junior high school band teacher, and we've had a big car wash fundraiser. We've got to buy new band uniforms. And this is all the money from the car wash. Can I just get some hundreds for all of this? I don't want to deposit it just yet, but I just need some hundreds so we can

So what I did was I'd walk into a credit union, and I said, I'm the junior high school band teacher, and we've had a big car wash fundraiser. We've got to buy new band uniforms. And this is all the money from the car wash. Can I just get some hundreds for all of this? I don't want to deposit it just yet, but I just need some hundreds so we can

by our band uniforms and everybody wanted to help out the junior high school band teacher. So I was lying through both sides of my mouth just trying to cover my tracks and it was working very well.

by our band uniforms and everybody wanted to help out the junior high school band teacher. So I was lying through both sides of my mouth just trying to cover my tracks and it was working very well.

by our band uniforms and everybody wanted to help out the junior high school band teacher. So I was lying through both sides of my mouth just trying to cover my tracks and it was working very well.

Yeah, and that was the case back in those days as well. Okay. And I was lucky that I had done enough homework to know a little bit about that. So what I did was...

Yeah, and that was the case back in those days as well. Okay. And I was lucky that I had done enough homework to know a little bit about that. So what I did was...

Yeah, and that was the case back in those days as well. Okay. And I was lucky that I had done enough homework to know a little bit about that. So what I did was...

i mixed suntan lotion with a uv inhibitor into the oil-based ink they're both oil-based and the suntan lotion did not affect the opacity of the ink thank heaven but i also just to make sure i was covered i did a full bleed cover of dead flat varnish on top of the bills after they were printed. And that cut out all of the UV reflection.

i mixed suntan lotion with a uv inhibitor into the oil-based ink they're both oil-based and the suntan lotion did not affect the opacity of the ink thank heaven but i also just to make sure i was covered i did a full bleed cover of dead flat varnish on top of the bills after they were printed. And that cut out all of the UV reflection.

i mixed suntan lotion with a uv inhibitor into the oil-based ink they're both oil-based and the suntan lotion did not affect the opacity of the ink thank heaven but i also just to make sure i was covered i did a full bleed cover of dead flat varnish on top of the bills after they were printed. And that cut out all of the UV reflection.

And so it was amazing, because I was scared to death of getting caught. I didn't want to go to prison. I didn't want the humiliation of my wife and kids. So I was laser focused on trying to stay out of trouble at this point, because I crossed that bridge.

And so it was amazing, because I was scared to death of getting caught. I didn't want to go to prison. I didn't want the humiliation of my wife and kids. So I was laser focused on trying to stay out of trouble at this point, because I crossed that bridge.

And so it was amazing, because I was scared to death of getting caught. I didn't want to go to prison. I didn't want the humiliation of my wife and kids. So I was laser focused on trying to stay out of trouble at this point, because I crossed that bridge.

Yeah, the stress level was really intense. It made me realize I'm becoming someone completely different than I used to be. And I had to keep asking myself, do I like this new version of myself? Because I remember referring to it as the ghost that was always there taunting me, asking me, do you like this new version of yourself? Because you're becoming someone completely different.

Yeah, the stress level was really intense. It made me realize I'm becoming someone completely different than I used to be. And I had to keep asking myself, do I like this new version of myself? Because I remember referring to it as the ghost that was always there taunting me, asking me, do you like this new version of yourself? Because you're becoming someone completely different.

Yeah, the stress level was really intense. It made me realize I'm becoming someone completely different than I used to be. And I had to keep asking myself, do I like this new version of myself? Because I remember referring to it as the ghost that was always there taunting me, asking me, do you like this new version of yourself? Because you're becoming someone completely different.

I used to be at least true-hearted, tried to... do the right thing and so forth. And now I realized I am completely different than the guy that my wife thought she was marrying, the guy that I thought I was. And I had to keep putting that ghost in the closet and that he was always there coming out of the shadows, taunting me, asking me, do you like this version of yourself?