Russell Howard

It just feels so shameful.

But I would say that's the main thing, isn't it?

No, no.

once we were like bored in the room and dan do you remember when you threw a pen up in the air and you tried to catch it in your mouth yeah and he just managed to catch it like that and if he didn't if he hadn't caught it he would have died because it would have just been insane i don't know why you did it and i just was laughing and you got really like i could have fucking died man

I could have died.

And then I was going, I said, yeah, but you threw a pet, like no one threw it.

You didn't have to catch it like a seal.

And then he was like, I could have died.

And clearly it was about something else.

But do you remember that?

And then it became funnier because he was like, I could have died.

And you're like, he's got a bit of like biro on his lip.

But other than that, we've had loads of creative rows down the years.

Like we were always... But you got to.

Yeah, yeah.

Tension brings good stuff.

Yeah.

But it was... I always kind of respected...

It was from the right place.

Were you in the room when I ripped my shirt?