Russell Howard
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1,397 appearances
9 recordings
5 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 26 Feb
Russell Howard’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Istanbul! Istanbul! For the best goals to the funniest player trolls, disastrous decisions to disastrous haircuts, Goalless is your new favorite football show by fans for fans.
Okay, okay.
Things evolve, my friend. We need a new word specifically for the podcast so that we can get through it. How about... Sockball?
That's a really good point, actually, isn't it? Because it means we don't have to wait to the quarterfinals for those kind of red-hot games. So the fact that Liverpool, like, we've got Real Madrid, so already I'm so excited. The idea that Bellingham and Mbappe, Vinicius Jr., I'll get to see them live. I met Bellingham. How cool is this, right? Okay. It was such an insane moment.
He saw me at Heathrow Airport and he asked me for a photo because when he was young, he was a fan of my TV show. And it just blew my mind. But my phone was going through the security. So I didn't get the opportunity to also have my photo with Jude Bellingham. So I told my friends and none of them believed me.
Yeah, but it was, you know, one of those moments where you meet somebody so impressive and it just happens in a kind of a blur. And I kind of got very formal. And when I met his mom, I was like, you know, I think I said... Mrs. Bellingham, lovely to meet you. I think I did. I went, Mrs. Bellingham, your son is an absolutely phenomenal footballer. You should be very proud.
I kind of, maybe that's what ruined it. Maybe he was like, I think he's cracking on to my mum, which I wasn't in any way. Any footballer who would you like to meet?
It would be weird. He's a terrifying guy. He's really funny as well. And he also has the look of a man who could break into a zoo and fight a gorilla. Do you know what I mean, Blake?
Again, it's a challenge. So we need to get a photo from Jude Bellingham and we need to find a way Zlatan, he's not busy, he's not playing. Let's get him into a zoo. Let's get the right gorilla and let's make that happen.
Do you know, I've never thought about the locks before. Of my nation. But you're right. I think Italian men have the best hair.
That's what the English are known for. We have bad teeth. But is it our hair as well? Is that what America thinks of us? That we have bad hair? Jack Grealish.
Yeah, he's probably fair. I was just thinking that some of our great footballers, except for Beckham, do look like they were kind of something happened in the laboratory with a potato. From SmartList Media, Meadowlark, Sirius, and Paramount+, listen to Goalless wherever you get your podcasts. The first episode premieres on September the 19th.
Didn't ask.
I did.
I love an easy late.
Wow.
Mordor.
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