Russell Peters

54 wow I think I texted you on your birthday earlier Shannon I never got a response let me just double check that for you let's check the tape on this one guys um Seg Ura let's see let's see uh Yeah, I text you on April 18th. Happy birthday. No reply. Then May 11th, I sent you that photo. Wait, what number are you texting, though? I'm texting the right one. You are?

54 wow I think I texted you on your birthday earlier Shannon I never got a response let me just double check that for you let's check the tape on this one guys um Seg Ura let's see let's see uh Yeah, I text you on April 18th. Happy birthday. No reply. Then May 11th, I sent you that photo. Wait, what number are you texting, though? I'm texting the right one. You are?

54 wow I think I texted you on your birthday earlier Shannon I never got a response let me just double check that for you let's check the tape on this one guys um Seg Ura let's see let's see uh Yeah, I text you on April 18th. Happy birthday. No reply. Then May 11th, I sent you that photo. Wait, what number are you texting, though? I'm texting the right one. You are?

Yeah, because I texted the right one. And then I sent you that photo of you, me, Rogan, Burr, and Ian Edwards, and you said, damn. Wait, are you 323? Yeah, yeah. And then June 8th, I text you, and you replied the next day. That was nice of you. And then on August 14th, you asked me what the best hotel to stay in Toronto. Did you stay at the one I suggested? I did. It's nice, right? Yeah.

Yeah, because I texted the right one. And then I sent you that photo of you, me, Rogan, Burr, and Ian Edwards, and you said, damn. Wait, are you 323? Yeah, yeah. And then June 8th, I text you, and you replied the next day. That was nice of you. And then on August 14th, you asked me what the best hotel to stay in Toronto. Did you stay at the one I suggested? I did. It's nice, right? Yeah.

Yeah, because I texted the right one. And then I sent you that photo of you, me, Rogan, Burr, and Ian Edwards, and you said, damn. Wait, are you 323? Yeah, yeah. And then June 8th, I text you, and you replied the next day. That was nice of you. And then on August 14th, you asked me what the best hotel to stay in Toronto. Did you stay at the one I suggested? I did. It's nice, right? Yeah.

Oh, hey, Tom just sent me a happy birthday. That's so nice of him. You guys see Tom Segura. Tom, thanks for the message. But the Cuccinelli's are much better. Fuck. I got to get that address again. I'll send it to you.

Oh, hey, Tom just sent me a happy birthday. That's so nice of him. You guys see Tom Segura. Tom, thanks for the message. But the Cuccinelli's are much better. Fuck. I got to get that address again. I'll send it to you.

Oh, hey, Tom just sent me a happy birthday. That's so nice of him. You guys see Tom Segura. Tom, thanks for the message. But the Cuccinelli's are much better. Fuck. I got to get that address again. I'll send it to you.

Casino moms. Your mom is, I know you talk about her mental state, but your mom's still physically in good shape. She can get around. She can get around. Her mental's still there. She's still manipulative. Like I saw the way, I saw your, like she's hilarious. She's very funny. And I love your relationship with her. She's very funny.

Casino moms. Your mom is, I know you talk about her mental state, but your mom's still physically in good shape. She can get around. She can get around. Her mental's still there. She's still manipulative. Like I saw the way, I saw your, like she's hilarious. She's very funny. And I love your relationship with her. She's very funny.

Casino moms. Your mom is, I know you talk about her mental state, but your mom's still physically in good shape. She can get around. She can get around. Her mental's still there. She's still manipulative. Like I saw the way, I saw your, like she's hilarious. She's very funny. And I love your relationship with her. She's very funny.

My mom's still sharp in the head, but my mom, I just found a video of my dad's 70th birthday party and it was 1995.

My mom's still sharp in the head, but my mom, I just found a video of my dad's 70th birthday party and it was 1995.

My mom's still sharp in the head, but my mom, I just found a video of my dad's 70th birthday party and it was 1995.

wow and i was 25 in the video and my mom was my age my mom was 54 in this video wow and i was like holy shit that's but my mom at 54 looks exactly the same as she does at 83 yeah like they just my mom just packed it in as soon as she had the kids all right that's it done no need to look like anybody anymore Yeah, yeah, that's what women do.

wow and i was 25 in the video and my mom was my age my mom was 54 in this video wow and i was like holy shit that's but my mom at 54 looks exactly the same as she does at 83 yeah like they just my mom just packed it in as soon as she had the kids all right that's it done no need to look like anybody anymore Yeah, yeah, that's what women do.

wow and i was 25 in the video and my mom was my age my mom was 54 in this video wow and i was like holy shit that's but my mom at 54 looks exactly the same as she does at 83 yeah like they just my mom just packed it in as soon as she had the kids all right that's it done no need to look like anybody anymore Yeah, yeah, that's what women do.

But your mom stayed, you know, she's got a Hispanic mother. She's going to, you know, they take a lot of pride in that stuff. I don't know. I don't think she puts a lot of effort into it, to be honest. She looks good. I sound creepy, but yeah, she looks good. Okay. Hey, guys.

But your mom stayed, you know, she's got a Hispanic mother. She's going to, you know, they take a lot of pride in that stuff. I don't know. I don't think she puts a lot of effort into it, to be honest. She looks good. I sound creepy, but yeah, she looks good. Okay. Hey, guys.