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Russell Peters

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
522 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But your mom stayed, you know, she's got a Hispanic mother. She's going to, you know, they take a lot of pride in that stuff. I don't know. I don't think she puts a lot of effort into it, to be honest. She looks good. I sound creepy, but yeah, she looks good. Okay. Hey, guys.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, please. I'll send you some good ones. How's her feet? Good feet? Not now. I mean, as they get older, they get more great. I'm getting fucking weird on this thing, guys. It's okay. People are going, can you bring back Bert? That creepy brown guy was terrible. Believe me, they're not saying that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, please. I'll send you some good ones. How's her feet? Good feet? Not now. I mean, as they get older, they get more great. I'm getting fucking weird on this thing, guys. It's okay. People are going, can you bring back Bert? That creepy brown guy was terrible. Believe me, they're not saying that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, please. I'll send you some good ones. How's her feet? Good feet? Not now. I mean, as they get older, they get more great. I'm getting fucking weird on this thing, guys. It's okay. People are going, can you bring back Bert? That creepy brown guy was terrible. Believe me, they're not saying that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Filipino. Nice feet? Very nice feet. Really? Yeah. That's actually why I noticed her. You saw her feet first? Yeah. Where were you? At Nordstrom. Was she trying on shoes? She was. I was walking by and I was like, damn, look at the girl's feet. And then she caught me looking and I didn't know what to do. So I went, I just winked at her and then I walked away. And then?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Filipino. Nice feet? Very nice feet. Really? Yeah. That's actually why I noticed her. You saw her feet first? Yeah. Where were you? At Nordstrom. Was she trying on shoes? She was. I was walking by and I was like, damn, look at the girl's feet. And then she caught me looking and I didn't know what to do. So I went, I just winked at her and then I walked away. And then?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Filipino. Nice feet? Very nice feet. Really? Yeah. That's actually why I noticed her. You saw her feet first? Yeah. Where were you? At Nordstrom. Was she trying on shoes? She was. I was walking by and I was like, damn, look at the girl's feet. And then she caught me looking and I didn't know what to do. So I went, I just winked at her and then I walked away. And then?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then her sales guy is my sales guy. He goes, you know who that is, right? She goes, no. He goes, that's that comedian Russell Peters. He goes, I don't know. I don't watch comedy. I'm like, what? Really? And now that I'm married to him, I'm like, ah, yeah, you don't watch comedy. You miserable bitch. Just kidding, babe. Don't get mad. But keep that in. Oh, there's Charo. Which one?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then her sales guy is my sales guy. He goes, you know who that is, right? She goes, no. He goes, that's that comedian Russell Peters. He goes, I don't know. I don't watch comedy. I'm like, what? Really? And now that I'm married to him, I'm like, ah, yeah, you don't watch comedy. You miserable bitch. Just kidding, babe. Don't get mad. But keep that in. Oh, there's Charo. Which one?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then her sales guy is my sales guy. He goes, you know who that is, right? She goes, no. He goes, that's that comedian Russell Peters. He goes, I don't know. I don't watch comedy. I'm like, what? Really? And now that I'm married to him, I'm like, ah, yeah, you don't watch comedy. You miserable bitch. Just kidding, babe. Don't get mad. But keep that in. Oh, there's Charo. Which one?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Leaning forward. With the blonde? Or on the ground? The one leaning forward on the right. Oh, leaning forward. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's Charo. Trying to see who... Do you look like her? Are you an only child? No, I have two sisters.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Leaning forward. With the blonde? Or on the ground? The one leaning forward on the right. Oh, leaning forward. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's Charo. Trying to see who... Do you look like her? Are you an only child? No, I have two sisters.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Leaning forward. With the blonde? Or on the ground? The one leaning forward on the right. Oh, leaning forward. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's Charo. Trying to see who... Do you look like her? Are you an only child? No, I have two sisters.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they're all Peruvian women there? Yeah, they're all smoking. Yeah. Like, the one that admires your mom looks like a white girl. And then it looks like Karen Carpenter on the ground. Uh-huh. And the lady smoking looks like she's about to rip one right after.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they're all Peruvian women there? Yeah, they're all smoking. Yeah. Like, the one that admires your mom looks like a white girl. And then it looks like Karen Carpenter on the ground. Uh-huh. And the lady smoking looks like she's about to rip one right after.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they're all Peruvian women there? Yeah, they're all smoking. Yeah. Like, the one that admires your mom looks like a white girl. And then it looks like Karen Carpenter on the ground. Uh-huh. And the lady smoking looks like she's about to rip one right after.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. That's what happens to them. Yeah, they just die.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. That's what happens to them. Yeah, they just die.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. That's what happens to them. Yeah, they just die.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You just die. Speaking of which, how is Christina?