Ryan Alford

Facial steamer. This woman looks in misery. Picture, you got to see this. That's why you got to watch YouTube. We're going to have the team put these up. Only $39.95 also at Amazon. This is today's episode brought to you by Amazon Shopping. Yeah, literally. Number three, we're getting down to it. Poems of Parenting.

A book of relatable poems that will have any newer season parent laughing, crying, and feeling all the things. Poems of Parenting. You know, roses are red, violets are blue. I never knew how much of a pain. Okay, I'll stop there. Ryan is right. How about you? Yes, this book moved me deeply. It echoed so many of my own thoughts and experiences in such a tender, thoughtful way.

A book of relatable poems that will have any newer season parent laughing, crying, and feeling all the things. Poems of Parenting. You know, roses are red, violets are blue. I never knew how much of a pain. Okay, I'll stop there. Ryan is right. How about you? Yes, this book moved me deeply. It echoed so many of my own thoughts and experiences in such a tender, thoughtful way.

A book of relatable poems that will have any newer season parent laughing, crying, and feeling all the things. Poems of Parenting. You know, roses are red, violets are blue. I never knew how much of a pain. Okay, I'll stop there. Ryan is right. How about you? Yes, this book moved me deeply. It echoed so many of my own thoughts and experiences in such a tender, thoughtful way.

Some poems made me laugh. Others brought me to tears. But all of them reminded me of the rich, messy, wonderful humanity of parenting. That's a fake review. Nobody writes that. That's Mariah Menzi is a review on Amazon.

Some poems made me laugh. Others brought me to tears. But all of them reminded me of the rich, messy, wonderful humanity of parenting. That's a fake review. Nobody writes that. That's Mariah Menzi is a review on Amazon.

Some poems made me laugh. Others brought me to tears. But all of them reminded me of the rich, messy, wonderful humanity of parenting. That's a fake review. Nobody writes that. That's Mariah Menzi is a review on Amazon.

If ChatsyBT wrote a fake review on Amazon, that would be it. $19.99, though, for that book of poems. I'll charge you nothing. I mean, you call me and I'll give you all you need. I'm good at poem writing. Pun writing. A portable HP photo printer is number two. Now we're getting to the good stuff, Chris. Top two. For anyone who hasn't, this is actually fun.

If ChatsyBT wrote a fake review on Amazon, that would be it. $19.99, though, for that book of poems. I'll charge you nothing. I mean, you call me and I'll give you all you need. I'm good at poem writing. Pun writing. A portable HP photo printer is number two. Now we're getting to the good stuff, Chris. Top two. For anyone who hasn't, this is actually fun.

If ChatsyBT wrote a fake review on Amazon, that would be it. $19.99, though, for that book of poems. I'll charge you nothing. I mean, you call me and I'll give you all you need. I'm good at poem writing. Pun writing. A portable HP photo printer is number two. Now we're getting to the good stuff, Chris. Top two. For anyone who hasn't, this is actually fun.

I like this a lot for moms because you always, you know, we've gotten to this digital world and you still want the physical photos. Like you want to stick it somewhere. You don't have to dig through your phone every time.

I like this a lot for moms because you always, you know, we've gotten to this digital world and you still want the physical photos. Like you want to stick it somewhere. You don't have to dig through your phone every time.

I like this a lot for moms because you always, you know, we've gotten to this digital world and you still want the physical photos. Like you want to stick it somewhere. You don't have to dig through your phone every time.

For anyone who hasn't had the time to finish up her kiddo's baby book or make an album dedicated to the last European vacation, no need to log onto another site to order photos or gasp, go pick them up at an actual store. This gadget will promptly print all of her pics directly from their phone.

For anyone who hasn't had the time to finish up her kiddo's baby book or make an album dedicated to the last European vacation, no need to log onto another site to order photos or gasp, go pick them up at an actual store. This gadget will promptly print all of her pics directly from their phone.

For anyone who hasn't had the time to finish up her kiddo's baby book or make an album dedicated to the last European vacation, no need to log onto another site to order photos or gasp, go pick them up at an actual store. This gadget will promptly print all of her pics directly from their phone.

Compared to everything else, it sounds expensive. She birthed you, damn it. You can buy her a damn $79 printer. I watched four boys come. Let me just tell you, they deserve a lot more than a $70 printer. I was tired of running to the store for a few pictures and waiting for half an hour. This is what I decided to try, and it was super easy. A no-brainer.

Compared to everything else, it sounds expensive. She birthed you, damn it. You can buy her a damn $79 printer. I watched four boys come. Let me just tell you, they deserve a lot more than a $70 printer. I was tired of running to the store for a few pictures and waiting for half an hour. This is what I decided to try, and it was super easy. A no-brainer.

Compared to everything else, it sounds expensive. She birthed you, damn it. You can buy her a damn $79 printer. I watched four boys come. Let me just tell you, they deserve a lot more than a $70 printer. I was tired of running to the store for a few pictures and waiting for half an hour. This is what I decided to try, and it was super easy. A no-brainer.

I loved it, and it didn't take much effort to make a project for my kids. Another fake review on Amazon, but it's $79.99. I like it. Not going to be my favorite. It's cheaper than ordering them. Drum roll, please, for number one on our BuzzFeed Top 10 Gifts for Mom in 2025. A pop-up Mother's Day card.