Ryan Cortez
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103 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ryan Cortez’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Du siehst Leute, die wirklich arbeiten. Du siehst Tipps von den Gästen, die sie haben. Du siehst die Gäste, die trank sind und runterfallen. Das Show ist phänomenal. Nummer 2. 90-Day-Fiancé. Musik
Like a lot of these shows, the premise is in the title. If you're a smart person, you get it, okay? What it is, somebody from another country and you from America want to marry. How do you make that happen? With a loophole in the legal system where you get married in 90 days or less and we film it and put it on television.
There's a Korean dude who came to America and he started calling his girlfriend Piggy and he said that all Americans are fat.
And the family from Iowa had to sit him down and be like, you can't say piggy. Es gibt eine Frau aus den Philippinen, Rose. Sie ist eine tolle Frau. Sie will einen Mann namens Ed treffen, der auch von Big Ed geht. Big Ed wascht sein Haar mit Mayonnaise.
Ja, der Mayo-in-the-Hair-Typ.
Nein, er ist kein Short King. Er ist nur kurz. Der Mayo ist etwas, was er denkt, dass sein Haar besser und lustiger wird. Er hat gute Haare. Gib ihm das.
There's also another couple, Paul and Karine. Okay, Karine is from Brazil. Paul put a condom on because he did not want fish to swim up his pee-pee in Brazil. So he was swimming? Yes, he was going to jump in this river and he was afraid of fish swimming up his pee-pee. So he put on a condom. Please stop saying that. And pee-pee. As the son of a urologist, please stop saying pee-pee.
That clip has 3 million views. What clip? The clip of him... Put it on a condom to go jump in the river. This is a clip?
Allegedly. Number one. Vanderpump Rules.
Shout out to DJ James Kennedy. Shout out to Ariana. It's a great show. What a great show. What a great show. It's in Season 11. Okay, Season 11 kicks off January 30th. You have time to catch up.
The premise is, it's a bunch of young people that work at a restaurant. Immediately you find out in season two and three and four and so forth, it's not what the show's about. The show's just about these people fighting and having sex with each other and cheating on each other and punching each other and getting nose jobs. There's a giant cheating scandal in this show.
You get it? Tom Sandoval? Scandal?
Yo, it's the most famous cheating scandal of all time, okay? Of all time. Of all time, bro.
Doesn't hold a candle to this. Tom Sandoval, dead to me. And he's dead to America, okay? Also Tom Sandoval hat mit seiner ehemaligen Freundin verabschiedet. Sie waren nicht verheiratet, aber das war ein furchtbarer Akt, weil er es mit einem Freund gemacht hat. Er hat es für Monate lang gemacht, während er auf der Kamera war. Das verrückte Ding ist, dass du es in Saison 10 sehen kannst.
Du kannst es alles in der realen Zeit sehen.
Instead, Violet Earmost, you want to follow some fake old guy with a beard and pull out some stupid tree and drive it to Rockefeller Center and pray to him. That's more important to you than Real Housewives? And Love After Lockup? Come on, man. Prison Love? Come on. What the fuck was that? That was not a knock.
The sound that I am hearing right now... Is the producer telling us to stop talking about this?
Wow, someone's trying to barge in here and take over this?
Let's find out who it is.
I'll give you Selling OC as a legitimate misfire by me. Selling OC is a spin-off of Selling Sunset.
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