Ryan Cortez

She'll like look at your face and be like, nah, he's a liar. He's a match for you. Yada, yada, yada. She just looks at faces. She never gets anything right. At the end of the season, they're like, she went 0 for 4. Season 2, she went 0 for 5.

I have spent a lot of time watching morons. I am not a moron. Number five on my list is Love After Lockup. You don't even look at what I do here in the house with the kids and everything else as even anything.

I have spent a lot of time watching morons. I am not a moron. Number five on my list is Love After Lockup. You don't even look at what I do here in the house with the kids and everything else as even anything.

I have spent a lot of time watching morons. I am not a moron. Number five on my list is Love After Lockup. You don't even look at what I do here in the house with the kids and everything else as even anything.

Sometimes they go back to jail. Sometimes they go on the run. The show is like R-rated.

Sometimes they go back to jail. Sometimes they go on the run. The show is like R-rated.

Sometimes they go back to jail. Sometimes they go on the run. The show is like R-rated.

Number four, the Real Housewives entire series.

Number four, the Real Housewives entire series.

Number four, the Real Housewives entire series.

Manchmal muss man es befreien. Okay. Es gibt auch einen Charakter, der einen Verbrecher genannt hat. Nur wegen der Schöpfung seines Herzens. Du bist nicht ein Verbrecher.

Manchmal muss man es befreien. Okay. Es gibt auch einen Charakter, der einen Verbrecher genannt hat. Nur wegen der Schöpfung seines Herzens. Du bist nicht ein Verbrecher.

Manchmal muss man es befreien. Okay. Es gibt auch einen Charakter, der einen Verbrecher genannt hat. Nur wegen der Schöpfung seines Herzens. Du bist nicht ein Verbrecher.

Ja, du kennst diese Leute, wo es nur Schöpfungen sind. Sie sehen wie ***.

Ja, du kennst diese Leute, wo es nur Schöpfungen sind. Sie sehen wie ***.

Ja, du kennst diese Leute, wo es nur Schöpfungen sind. Sie sehen wie ***.

Real Housewives is great. Andy Cohen's the man. You're welcome for the wreck. Okay. Number three. Below Deck, the entire franchise. Below Deck.

Real Housewives is great. Andy Cohen's the man. You're welcome for the wreck. Okay. Number three. Below Deck, the entire franchise. Below Deck.

Real Housewives is great. Andy Cohen's the man. You're welcome for the wreck. Okay. Number three. Below Deck, the entire franchise. Below Deck.

A ship. A giant, picture a giant ship, okay. Below Deck.