Ryan Jon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Am I your late friend?
Because I'm always late.
You've changed, mate.
Pull my Nietzsche's down from under this sundress and rail me in a field of daisies.
Fuck me so hard I'll need Nietzsche's at the end to put me back together.
I've met their cousin, Pussy Punch.
Yeah, I punched her with my penis in the vagina.
If you're not part of the Patreon, this is what you've missed recently.
You have missed a live stream that happened last week on our best friend-iversary.
I should have told you not to look.
You probably have that spidey senses.
But me and some champion tapas have been working on the speech for your hen's night.
Yeah, so I've done a post like, tell us your favorite, like Tony and Torb story.
And together we'll like collate our favorites for the, you know, bit of a speech.
So we're working on that together.