Ryan Jon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Cute couple that look very normal and don't do weird shit.
Oh, who can be bothered?
I know, it's like the analogue way.
Oh, heaven forbid.
You know what would be the worst outcome of all?
No come out.
We might have to have sex with our partners.
And then what do you do?
Wait for them to get home?
Like a fucking loser.
You know what?
We've just had it too good for too long.
You know how you said once, which was beautiful, we don't appreciate the times we don't have a cold?
You only appreciate it when you can't.
And I don't think we appreciated that we could just go to some random website and type in... It's not that random, but yes.
And just type in anything you wanted.
I know.
And get it in an instant.
Whatever.
I worked with this guy who was doing long distance.