Ryan Shelton

Everyone, as often happens in this industry, people are working overtime to make things work for you.

And so it is really understandable how sometimes you believe that you are that important.

Like at those things when the celebrity cam, it's such a gross thing to talk about.

But it's like when those celebrity cams, it was like, you know, they showed like, you know, Thornton, like Dave Thornton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he was with, I don't know, like Tommy Little or something like that.

And I was like, well, the cameras aren't coming here.

And I take it really personally.

I would like.

But you should.

But that is fucking weird they didn't show you on the camera.

Yeah, that's so great.

Terrible.

I've never spoken about this, but it's a weird thing that I do and it's sort of in the ballpark of this.

And I'd be interested to know if you think like this.

But whenever I go to a live show, whether it be stand-up or anything, and I suspect that there's a possible chance that there might be audience participation.

Yeah.

I can't concentrate because all I'm thinking is I'm trying to think of jokes or things that I could do if I get picked to go on stage.

Because if I get picked to go up on stage, I don't want to be embarrassed, but I don't want to try too hard.

So I'm trying to think of what's a good reactionary joke that will be impressive or funny and seem like it's off the cuff.