Ryan Whitney

like timu fucking socks so like one night we what we i mean they got a hundred cases of mill light remember the old bar bottles like the ones that were actually good glass with the round top like a hundred of them and they and uh fortunately leo was uh i think in vegas that week so we had a nice little stash house till we got rid of them and this is like old school charleston so there was a local men's club actually it's not even around anymore but it's not gonna say the name

And I had, I remember I had my, my mom's old Subaru hatchback.

It was like, you know, my beat up when I was like 19 and we were loading them out of my, out of the hatchback into like this club and the old, and one of the cop cop pulls up.

Oh, I go, it's like, yeah, give me two lucky.

He's like a good fellas with shit not pants, but it was a local club.

He's like, Hey,

I don't give a fuck where he's gotten from, but get the fuck out of here when you're done.

Like, you know, he knew exactly they were stolen or whatever.

So, yeah, I mean, whatever.

I guess when you grow up in these environments.

Sure.

Is it okay if I keep my hat on before I turn to the left?

Like, there's no chips, no nothing.

Just Kit Kat bars.

One night, too, actually, because it was, like, October, and me and my buddy, the security guy came.

We got chased, and the only way to go was in the drink.

We went to the Mystic River, like, early fall, like, full dress.

And then we went to Donnie, once undone, hippo mode, and he didn't find us.

And we had to, like, walk home and shiver.

And we didn't get pinched, though, but literally, yeah, we had to go in the Mystic.