Sabrina Carpenter

For the script, we have two writers.

First is Sally Nemeth.

She was predominantly a Law & Order writer.

Sorry, I'm in the middle of watching a bunch of Law & Orders right now.

So you have to wonder how she was thrown into the Disney Rolodex.

No clue, but Sally, if you're out there listening...

Let us know.

But the other credited writer is a little more obvious for a DCOM.

It's Bruce Graham, who also wrote Anastasia, A Ring of Endless Light, and Tiger Cruise for the studio.

He was also the mind behind the Monkey Hotel Clerk movie, Dunstan Checks In.

It has to be a fever dream.

And the 1985 Christian Slater film, Twisted.

So let's get out the checkered flag because we're taking it to the Nationals.

It's time to get right on track.

We open at dawn.

A suburban garage door opens to reveal a hot rod drag racer being everybody's going to be like, it's not a hot rod, but it's a hot rod drag racer for us being wheeled out.

A dad is pushing his young daughter in the driver's seat while narrating a fictional race.

She's pretending to drive and win, but.

now it's time for her dad to go she begs him to tag along but she can't this time and so he drives off in a truck towing the hot rod and erica waves goodbye yelling rock and roll daddy stick him and then we get our title right on track now at the track with the dad greg enders getting ready to compete on well tracks lane two yes uh back at the house credits tell us that it's based on the life of the ender sisters while two chuds yes i'm saying chuds on bicycles bully erica about having training wheels

But she's not having it.