Sam Edmund

I think the police do a fantastic job, and I would not like to be a policeman.

It would be a very, very tough job to be.

But how they got the police involved in this remains the greatest mystery to me.

Because when we had our car stolen up in Albert Park, I rang the police to let them know that the car had been stolen.

They just took my name over the phone.

We didn't even see anyone.

They didn't turn up to see whether or not there was any CCTV vision in the street or anything.

So why did they turn up to this one?

Ah, well, that's the profile.

They must have had a couple of spare minutes on their hands.

8045, he's apologised profusely.

He said he had a bad moment and that please let him continue to text in.

Well, we will at this stage, but thank goodness you've seen the error of your ways.

Glenn's in Fitzroy.

Go, Glenn.

Well, going okay for 6.15 of a Tuesday morning.

How are you going?

I've got a place in Inderloch and it's the old problem of birds getting in your wood fire chimney and I can't for the life of me work out what to do have you got any tips yeah I'd get a nice marinade and find the bird if you can find a way of cooking it slowly in the chimney that would be a magnificent bird to eat what sort of bird was it

No, I would have thought you'd smoke it out, though, Glenn.

Once you lit your fire, I would have thought that it would have just tried to fly its way out.