Sam Koppelman

Another one that I love is CZ, the guy who ran Binance, you know, the bête noire of Sam Bankman-Fried.

Yes, FTX's rival.

Exactly.

Went to prison and his indictment was one of my favorite ones ever.

One of the great smoking guns because his CCO said in writing, we are operating a unlicensed security exchange in the USA, bro.

He was sentenced and put in prison.

And then CZ backed the crypto company of Trump's kids.

And he had his sentence commuted, just like Milton.

It's an everyday kind of a thing.

It was indeed about privates.

It was, dare I say, a fairly erotic message.

Phil Mickelson messages a group of people we'll identify later.

This erotic fanfic from Phil Mickelson reads, Yeah, I think everybody in America has been waiting for the Gavin Newsom, Donald Trump, yeah, just like deeply sexual fanfiction.

Totally.

This is the erotica the kids have been waiting for.

Deeply and bigly, as it were.

He was sending it to a group chat.

Right.

So this is a group chat of investors in a company called Sable Offshore.

It kind of looked like the hangover to the hotel room in that movie, but with fewer women.