Sam Koppelman

And the voices you're about to hear in that call include Big Jim and the Sable guys are laying out a plan to have Donald Trump circumvent California entirely.

And instead of sending the oil through Newsom State in a pipeline, they're going to put it in a boat and hope that

Big Daddy Trump saves them.

I should note that at first,

When we asked Sable Offshore about this call, they said that the phone call was AI.

The Oprah- Yeah, the Oprah Montecito mansion sound, they claimed that that was AI.

This, they all say, is AI, which if true, my God, we should all just quit our jobs because that is some good, good AI.

A hundred percent.

In fact, in the group chat, which obviously Sable doesn't know we have access to, we see in messages that Big Jim went as far as to call investors and tell them, go tell everyone this is AI.

Which, by the way, itself might have been securities fraud if they knew that the call was real.

Correct.

I just get to watch the group chat happen essentially as it's taking place.

This group chat makes Pete Hegseth and the boys look like they were very, very on their shit with their operational security.

So I get Phil's number.

Fun fact, Phil seems to change his number all the time.

I figure out which is his current number, get him on the phone.

He talks for a sec.

He's like, who is this?

And I'm like, I'm calling from Hunterbrook.

He's like, no, thank you.