Sam Morril

Like, he could have made them look good. Loved his wife.

But then, yeah, they went Jared. And look, we can't deny, Jared had an impact. He had the sauce. In the story of... Just walking and eating. He's like, I walked to Subway and I ate sandwiches and I lost. And you're like, that's not true. But we all bought it because we're idiots.

But then, yeah, they went Jared. And look, we can't deny, Jared had an impact. He had the sauce. In the story of... Just walking and eating. He's like, I walked to Subway and I ate sandwiches and I lost. And you're like, that's not true. But we all bought it because we're idiots.

That's where he lost the weight. Just getting his cardio and going from one kindergarten to the other.

That's where he lost the weight. Just getting his cardio and going from one kindergarten to the other.

I haven't. Is it good?

I haven't. Is it good?

That was a heat check moment for him. He was like, man, I'm getting away with this for so long. Let me see. Because that's what they do. It's like serial killer shit where they'll go back to the scene of the crime. It's like that cockiness of getting away with it.

That was a heat check moment for him. He was like, man, I'm getting away with this for so long. Let me see. Because that's what they do. It's like serial killer shit where they'll go back to the scene of the crime. It's like that cockiness of getting away with it.

That's such a weird... Because I always like pump my agents a Knicks fan. But like, I mean, you're like, you're into that?

That's such a weird... Because I always like pump my agents a Knicks fan. But like, I mean, you're like, you're into that?

He was using her for these kids. Worked both ways.

He was using her for these kids. Worked both ways.

Damn, so Subway really is bad. Yeah, Subway. I mean, you're like, yeah. He should have been blaming it on the hoagies.

Damn, so Subway really is bad. Yeah, Subway. I mean, you're like, yeah. He should have been blaming it on the hoagies.

I never wanted to fuck kids. That bread, dude.

I never wanted to fuck kids. That bread, dude.

That's not real bread. I knew Subway wasn't going to be trusted when they claimed that was avocado, dude. True. That's not avocado.

That's not real bread. I knew Subway wasn't going to be trusted when they claimed that was avocado, dude. True. That's not avocado.

But it's tough because it's been pushed into the mainstream. Like it is a Netflix thing or HBO. Yeah. And so it is tough when you're like, you know, you're just hanging out at like a nice little party. You get a skewer in your hand. You're like JonBenet Ramsey. You see that? It's crazy.