Sam Morril

But it's tough because it's been pushed into the mainstream. Like it is a Netflix thing or HBO. Yeah. And so it is tough when you're like, you know, you're just hanging out at like a nice little party. You get a skewer in your hand. You're like JonBenet Ramsey. You see that? It's crazy.

It's endless. I mean, the CEO from fucking United Healthcare. You saw that yesterday.

It's endless. I mean, the CEO from fucking United Healthcare. You saw that yesterday.

I mean, a guy with a silencer. Talk about bad branding. They got him in Starbucks right before. What? Yeah, they got him on camera in Starbucks ordering a coffee. Yeah, true. What'd he get? I don't know. Definitely not tea. Yeah, no, no. Not a tea drink. You need some caffeine to pull out an execution.

I mean, a guy with a silencer. Talk about bad branding. They got him in Starbucks right before. What? Yeah, they got him on camera in Starbucks ordering a coffee. Yeah, true. What'd he get? I don't know. Definitely not tea. Yeah, no, no. Not a tea drink. You need some caffeine to pull out an execution.

Yeah, run with that if you're dunking.

Yeah, run with that if you're dunking.

Well, they had the murder ball, remember? Or the medicine ball. I'm fucking it up. By the way, we're such idiots. We're like, it's a secret menu thing. The medicine ball when you're sick, it's just sugar. It's just like probably awful for you when you're sick, but it's like tart enough that you're like, ah, it's helping my throat. Wait, Starbucks has a secret medicinal beverage?

Well, they had the murder ball, remember? Or the medicine ball. I'm fucking it up. By the way, we're such idiots. We're like, it's a secret menu thing. The medicine ball when you're sick, it's just sugar. It's just like probably awful for you when you're sick, but it's like tart enough that you're like, ah, it's helping my throat. Wait, Starbucks has a secret medicinal beverage?

Yeah, it's called the medicine. Is it in the medicine ball? They don't call it that anymore. What do they call it now? But it's just like lemonade and a shitload of honey. And it's probably just an insane amount of sugar. And you think it's helping because of all the honey, but it doesn't do shit.

Yeah, it's called the medicine. Is it in the medicine ball? They don't call it that anymore. What do they call it now? But it's just like lemonade and a shitload of honey. And it's probably just an insane amount of sugar. And you think it's helping because of all the honey, but it doesn't do shit.

It's... Yeah, you got to be pissed if you're Howard Schultz. Bad for Starbucks.

It's... Yeah, you got to be pissed if you're Howard Schultz. Bad for Starbucks.

Oof.

Oof.

But they never kick anyone.

But they never kick anyone.

I go in there all the time to pee, and I don't get anything.

I go in there all the time to pee, and I don't get anything.

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