Sam Morril

This feels political now. We're like standing back and forth. We're just agreeing. I'm telling you. We are, right?

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

We do have to do something about these health care companies. True.

We do have to do something about these health care companies. True.

Not that much. That's too much. That was too damn long. A silencer, too. It also makes you realize how desensitized we are. Yeah, it's pretty pro-Hitman, dude. But you could just buy a silencer. Can you? I'm sure somewhere. In America, you're telling me you can't? Yeah, true, true. It's not that hard to get a gun here.

Not that much. That's too much. That was too damn long. A silencer, too. It also makes you realize how desensitized we are. Yeah, it's pretty pro-Hitman, dude. But you could just buy a silencer. Can you? I'm sure somewhere. In America, you're telling me you can't? Yeah, true, true. It's not that hard to get a gun here.

I feel like if you're a CEO of a health insurance company, you should get to wear a bulletproof vest for a while. Like a little while.

I feel like if you're a CEO of a health insurance company, you should get to wear a bulletproof vest for a while. Like a little while.

Yeah, it's weird. Like we're like close to living in like a minority report type of world where, you know, it's like, how are you? It's amazing when people get away with murder. Like that's why that JonBenet thing was so shocking. You know, it's like in my head was like, well, I wonder who did it. I forgot they didn't solve it. Oh, yeah, they didn't do that. They didn't solve it.

Yeah, it's weird. Like we're like close to living in like a minority report type of world where, you know, it's like, how are you? It's amazing when people get away with murder. Like that's why that JonBenet thing was so shocking. You know, it's like in my head was like, well, I wonder who did it. I forgot they didn't solve it. Oh, yeah, they didn't do that. They didn't solve it.

It's so shocking. You watch Forensic Files. I like the ones where they solve it, too. I don't like the true crime where they're just like unsolved murders. It's so unsatisfying. You're like, there's a piece of shit who got away. But then you watch Forensic Files and they're like, thanks to DNA, we caught this guy. Caught him every time. Yeah.

It's so shocking. You watch Forensic Files. I like the ones where they solve it, too. I don't like the true crime where they're just like unsolved murders. It's so unsatisfying. You're like, there's a piece of shit who got away. But then you watch Forensic Files and they're like, thanks to DNA, we caught this guy. Caught him every time. Yeah.

He's going to kill me. I used to watch those. They'd be marathoning them on the road on like headline news and just be like 40 forensic files in the road. I'd be watching, you know, in some fucking motel on the side of the highway, just like opening my like, oh, fuck, why am I doing this to myself? Opening that dumb little curtain. You see meth heads.

He's going to kill me. I used to watch those. They'd be marathoning them on the road on like headline news and just be like 40 forensic files in the road. I'd be watching, you know, in some fucking motel on the side of the highway, just like opening my like, oh, fuck, why am I doing this to myself? Opening that dumb little curtain. You see meth heads.

Really?

Really?

I was leaving a hotel in Omaha a couple years ago, and there was a guy, it was like 4 a.m. early flight, you know, it was like a 6 a.m. flight out, and there was a guy just sitting on the floor in the hallway just, like, crying. And I was like, ah, you just don't want to even see, you just, like, something bad happened.

I was leaving a hotel in Omaha a couple years ago, and there was a guy, it was like 4 a.m. early flight, you know, it was like a 6 a.m. flight out, and there was a guy just sitting on the floor in the hallway just, like, crying. And I was like, ah, you just don't want to even see, you just, like, something bad happened.

Of course, I'm not dealing with that guy. Anything I'm going to chat about, what happened, buddy? Best case scenario, there's a dead hooker in that room. Something bad happened. Yeah, true. Oh, God. Or a live one. I don't know. Something bad happened, though.