Sam Morril

Of course, I'm not dealing with that guy. Anything I'm going to chat about, what happened, buddy? Best case scenario, there's a dead hooker in that room. Something bad happened. Yeah, true. Oh, God. Or a live one. I don't know. Something bad happened, though.

The public crying is. And in New York, I don't mind it as much because that city is supposed to break you. But when you see it in a smaller town, something sinister just occurred.

The public crying is. And in New York, I don't mind it as much because that city is supposed to break you. But when you see it in a smaller town, something sinister just occurred.

True, yeah. Oh, man. Ryan Hamilton, my friend, has a joke. He's like, New York's the only city where you just see people openly weeping.

True, yeah. Oh, man. Ryan Hamilton, my friend, has a joke. He's like, New York's the only city where you just see people openly weeping.

do you see it a lot there yeah i i could see that i do i guess other cities i guess philly too nah yeah austin i think big cities you'll see it i did a month sublet in new york because i like thought about moving there a long time ago and i was like man get the fuck out of here i went right back to philadelphia really oh my i couldn't do it but how do the philly to austin is an interesting move because it is it's such a different pace you know yeah

do you see it a lot there yeah i i could see that i do i guess other cities i guess philly too nah yeah austin i think big cities you'll see it i did a month sublet in new york because i like thought about moving there a long time ago and i was like man get the fuck out of here i went right back to philadelphia really oh my i couldn't do it but how do the philly to austin is an interesting move because it is it's such a different pace you know yeah

because that way it's like a decent quality of life and for like kids and stuff and you can just do stand-up every night if you want yeah the club is good man the mothership's cool it is good it's a good ship it makes me a little nervous how many people are always there i don't like to because i want to do new stuff and i don't want to just like you see these people every few months for me because i'm visiting i'm like i don't want them to see me

because that way it's like a decent quality of life and for like kids and stuff and you can just do stand-up every night if you want yeah the club is good man the mothership's cool it is good it's a good ship it makes me a little nervous how many people are always there i don't like to because i want to do new stuff and i don't want to just like you see these people every few months for me because i'm visiting i'm like i don't want them to see me

Bombing? Yeah. I like the bomb in the shadows. It's true.

Bombing? Yeah. I like the bomb in the shadows. It's true.

I would just sit there and be like... It's hardcore. It's like a weird health movement, but also everyone's smoking cigarettes in there. I know. I did the smelling salt. Dude, I don't understand why people do that. I don't know why I did it. Rogan's like, oh, yeah, they're good. They'll help you. No one tells me not to put them right to my face.

I would just sit there and be like... It's hardcore. It's like a weird health movement, but also everyone's smoking cigarettes in there. I know. I did the smelling salt. Dude, I don't understand why people do that. I don't know why I did it. Rogan's like, oh, yeah, they're good. They'll help you. No one tells me not to put them right to my face.

I thought I was dying because I've had allergic reactions before, and I was like,

I thought I was dying because I've had allergic reactions before, and I was like,

i was like oh oh and joe's like he's like are you okay i'm like oh i'm like god i'm such a pussy no it's ammonia that's right your body is you're just smelling ammonia and i don't know why everybody does it i saw i think i saw josh allen or some football player do it on tv and i was like oh i should fucking don't get me jazzed up for a set and then i tried it and i was like yeah if you're like a pro athlete it seems kind of cool but i i'm not

i was like oh oh and joe's like he's like are you okay i'm like oh i'm like god i'm such a pussy no it's ammonia that's right your body is you're just smelling ammonia and i don't know why everybody does it i saw i think i saw josh allen or some football player do it on tv and i was like oh i should fucking don't get me jazzed up for a set and then i tried it and i was like yeah if you're like a pro athlete it seems kind of cool but i i'm not

I saw a bartender once say to someone, she goes, do you have any Red Bull? He goes, we don't carry Red Bull. You want caffeine buzz? We'll give you coffee. And I was like, wow, the way he said it was so cool. I think about it all the time.

I saw a bartender once say to someone, she goes, do you have any Red Bull? He goes, we don't carry Red Bull. You want caffeine buzz? We'll give you coffee. And I was like, wow, the way he said it was so cool. I think about it all the time.

Oh, with him, it's impossible not to be hungover. Dude, I was dying. You can't be a casual drinker around Shane. You either are sober or you have 14. You can't have two. There's no middle ground.