Sam Morril

you want it to be like but if you have kids that's what you need because the bad ones you've seen those where you're like holy shit they just hate each other i've seen people who stay together who fucking hate each other and that's that makes me sad too that's bad because you're just like you hate going home that friend who will stay out with you all night and you're like man this person rocks and you're like oh they're deeply unhappy that's why they're still drinking with me like you're just like so grateful they're like this person wants to party but but they hate their home life

yeah, maybe women put more stock in happiness. I think dudes are kind of more comfortable being miserable. Women are like, am I happy? Like they're quite, they're more introspective. I think women question things more than we do. Like I, I'm happy to just go through life being like, I need a joke. I need this, you know?

yeah, maybe women put more stock in happiness. I think dudes are kind of more comfortable being miserable. Women are like, am I happy? Like they're quite, they're more introspective. I think women question things more than we do. Like I, I'm happy to just go through life being like, I need a joke. I need this, you know?

But then every once in a while, when you like face your feelings, you're like, Oh my God, like it'll, it'll scare. Cause women are just like trained to deal with their feelings and we're not. So when I, you know, I'll just like, I'm like, I'm feeling something I don't like. Whiskey, please. I'll just bottle it up. But that's not good either.

But then every once in a while, when you like face your feelings, you're like, Oh my God, like it'll, it'll scare. Cause women are just like trained to deal with their feelings and we're not. So when I, you know, I'll just like, I'm like, I'm feeling something I don't like. Whiskey, please. I'll just bottle it up. But that's not good either.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't watch them, but some of my girlfriend will have these like real housewife shows on. And I'm like, you're just manufacturing problems. I know that they're like fake and they're written and stuff. But these people, just the idea of these people who have nothing going on, they're like, this person didn't invite me to a party. And that's like an arc.

I don't watch them, but some of my girlfriend will have these like real housewife shows on. And I'm like, you're just manufacturing problems. I know that they're like fake and they're written and stuff. But these people, just the idea of these people who have nothing going on, they're like, this person didn't invite me to a party. And that's like an arc.

yeah and you're like that's your life that is that's a that's like a punch in the stomach in girl world though you have a party that's true you have a party but sometimes it's even less than that someone's like they this person like cut me off or was rude to me and you're just like all right yeah hold the grudge you're right the party thing is actually that was a bad example no no that doesn't make sense though it is it is dumb but it is like that's a uh that is a thing since women don't like it does suck to not get invited to a party i don't want to go but i do want to be invited

yeah and you're like that's your life that is that's a that's like a punch in the stomach in girl world though you have a party that's true you have a party but sometimes it's even less than that someone's like they this person like cut me off or was rude to me and you're just like all right yeah hold the grudge you're right the party thing is actually that was a bad example no no that doesn't make sense though it is it is dumb but it is like that's a uh that is a thing since women don't like it does suck to not get invited to a party i don't want to go but i do want to be invited

yeah man like i don't want to go to weddings ever but like when i don't get the invite i'm a little like that's a bummer i get kind of sad as well i'd really like not like to go to almost anything but if i don't get invited out you just want to be thought of you don't actually do it you just want to it's almost like at a certain point the consent is better than the sex yeah we're like that woman was like that woman would fuck you and you're like what that's amazing true you just go home and you jack off and you're like who cares yeah exactly i don't need the fucking sex i don't want to yeah i don't want to i want to keep the fantasy in my head yeah

yeah man like i don't want to go to weddings ever but like when i don't get the invite i'm a little like that's a bummer i get kind of sad as well i'd really like not like to go to almost anything but if i don't get invited out you just want to be thought of you don't actually do it you just want to it's almost like at a certain point the consent is better than the sex yeah we're like that woman was like that woman would fuck you and you're like what that's amazing true you just go home and you jack off and you're like who cares yeah exactly i don't need the fucking sex i don't want to yeah i don't want to i want to keep the fantasy in my head yeah

The sex would ruin it. She would be like, oh, that was horrible. And you'd be like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that stinks. But the idea that it could have happened, you're like, oh, fucking.

The sex would ruin it. She would be like, oh, that was horrible. And you'd be like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that stinks. But the idea that it could have happened, you're like, oh, fucking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's considerate.

It's considerate.

I'm dating someone. I was walking back to the hotel from the comedy club last night, and some woman was like, oh, my... She was, like, so excited to see me. I was like, oh, what's up? And I was like, well, if I was... She was like, I'm a big fan. I was like, oh shit, cool. And we were talking a little bit. She was attractive.