Sam Morril

I'm dating someone. I was walking back to the hotel from the comedy club last night, and some woman was like, oh, my... She was, like, so excited to see me. I was like, oh, what's up? And I was like, well, if I was... She was like, I'm a big fan. I was like, oh shit, cool. And we were talking a little bit. She was attractive.

And I was like, man, if I was single, I would try to have sex with her and I would lose a fan. I might as well just keep the fan. True, true, true. I'm better at comedy than that. I know.

And I was like, man, if I was single, I would try to have sex with her and I would lose a fan. I might as well just keep the fan. True, true, true. I'm better at comedy than that. I know.

How long have you been married? Five years. Oh, okay. So I've been married... I didn't get it when it was, like, good, really. I feel like... Because I was always just so quickly out of a breakup and it was just, like, I was too sad or I, like, wouldn't, you know... Or I would ruin it. I remember I... I remember I fucked an older woman in Portland once, and I was so sad after a breakup.

How long have you been married? Five years. Oh, okay. So I've been married... I didn't get it when it was, like, good, really. I feel like... Because I was always just so quickly out of a breakup and it was just, like, I was too sad or I, like, wouldn't, you know... Or I would ruin it. I remember I... I remember I fucked an older woman in Portland once, and I was so sad after a breakup.

She's like a divorced woman. She had a really nice house. And right after I came, she was like, what's wrong? I'm like, I just missed my ex. And then she was like asking about it. And I was like, I'm sorry. It's just like very fresh. And she was just like, well, it sounds like she doesn't want you back. And I was like, she might. We got into like an argument about her. I was like, it could work.

She's like a divorced woman. She had a really nice house. And right after I came, she was like, what's wrong? I'm like, I just missed my ex. And then she was like asking about it. And I was like, I'm sorry. It's just like very fresh. And she was just like, well, it sounds like she doesn't want you back. And I was like, she might. We got into like an argument about her. I was like, it could work.

And I was like, wow, this is like the worst one night stand ever. I suck.

And I was like, wow, this is like the worst one night stand ever. I suck.

I'm glad those ladies are out there.

I'm glad those ladies are out there.

I know. She was right. Oh, really? She was definitely right. But I mean, I wasn't ready to hear it. I was still sad. And you're just trying to numb yourself on the road. It's like any way. It's what I'm saying. You're trying to avoid the feelings. But you have to. I've gotten better at just feeling when I'm sad. Yeah, true.

I know. She was right. Oh, really? She was definitely right. But I mean, I wasn't ready to hear it. I was still sad. And you're just trying to numb yourself on the road. It's like any way. It's what I'm saying. You're trying to avoid the feelings. But you have to. I've gotten better at just feeling when I'm sad. Yeah, true.

Or, you know, what you were saying in that podcast the other day, like, just forcing yourself. I'm not, like, working out hard, but I'll go to the gym and you get a little boost, you know?

Or, you know, what you were saying in that podcast the other day, like, just forcing yourself. I'm not, like, working out hard, but I'll go to the gym and you get a little boost, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know what you mean. It's so tempting. It's like made up perfectly for it.

I know what you mean. It's so tempting. It's like made up perfectly for it.

I did the exact same thing last night. The only difference between me now and me and like in my twenties is I, uh, I read afterwards. Oh, I had my book with me. I was like, I'll read, I'll read a few pages. Then I'll fall asleep.