Sam Sanders
speaker
960 appearances
14 recordings
6 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 3 Jun
Sam Sanders’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That is not vacation.
I love to be outside. I like to be physically active, hiking, running, all of that.
If I'm going to get in the water, it's going to be for about 10, 15 minutes. And then I'm going to sit by the water, preferably with a drink.
And if I get on a boat, it needs to have a motor. Someone else needs to be driving it. And I better have a life jacket. And I would love for there to be a bathroom on board.
There you go.
See, stop. You got your goddamn mind.
Is Drew straight or gay?
And I'm going to be quiet.
I get it. But you know what, though? How are you going to run game and mack on someone and be hot when half your body is inserted into a kayak? I can't spit game in a kayak.
I am wishing we could have given this script to Mike White for season three of The White Lotus.
Girl, see, anywho.
See now.
Listen, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, at this point, they're still on the island. So they got to get back.
Years ago when I was a breaking news reporter, my newsroom at the time sent me out to hostile environment training where you learn what to do if you're like in some shit. And the only thing I remember is tourniquet.
So maybe he could have like flipped it up and made it hot again if he ripped his shirt off, showed his muscles and then tourniqueted his leg. That might be hot.
You know what? Maybe I've got it all wrong. Maybe I need to go to a foreign country, get on a kayak, and wait for a hot man to tourniquet me.
What are the Danish girls doing in the midst of all this?
Wait, really?
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