Sam Sanders

That is not vacation.

I love to be outside. I like to be physically active, hiking, running, all of that.

I love to be outside. I like to be physically active, hiking, running, all of that.

If I'm going to get in the water, it's going to be for about 10, 15 minutes. And then I'm going to sit by the water, preferably with a drink.

If I'm going to get in the water, it's going to be for about 10, 15 minutes. And then I'm going to sit by the water, preferably with a drink.

And if I get on a boat, it needs to have a motor. Someone else needs to be driving it. And I better have a life jacket. And I would love for there to be a bathroom on board.

And if I get on a boat, it needs to have a motor. Someone else needs to be driving it. And I better have a life jacket. And I would love for there to be a bathroom on board.

There you go.

There you go.

See, stop. You got your goddamn mind.

See, stop. You got your goddamn mind.

Is Drew straight or gay?

Is Drew straight or gay?

And I'm going to be quiet.

And I'm going to be quiet.

I get it. But you know what, though? How are you going to run game and mack on someone and be hot when half your body is inserted into a kayak? I can't spit game in a kayak.

I get it. But you know what, though? How are you going to run game and mack on someone and be hot when half your body is inserted into a kayak? I can't spit game in a kayak.

I am wishing we could have given this script to Mike White for season three of The White Lotus.

I am wishing we could have given this script to Mike White for season three of The White Lotus.

Girl, see, anywho.